Monday, October 15, 2007

Sholay in L&T


Sholay in L&T - Sourced off an Internal Discussion Forum
Jay : Mausi, ladka L&T mein kaam karta hai..
Mausi : Hai ram..!!! Aur kahin try kar raha hai kya??

Jay : Kahan mausi 5 saal L&T me rahne ke baad koi Company leti kahan hai...
Mausi : Hai Raam to kya 5 saal se L&T mein hi hai..

Jay :   Haan socha tha 5 saal me salary hike hogi hi. Aajkal to salary bhi jyada NAHI mil rahi hai use..
Mausi : To kya salary BHI KAM milti HAI..?

Jay : Ab appraisal bhi to asaani se kahaan hota hai mausi..
Mausi : Hai hai ...!! To kya appraisal bhi nahi hota uska..?

Jay : Senior se ladhai karne ke baad appraisal mein achhi rating to nahin milti hai... mausi..
Mausi : To kya ladhta bhi hai..?

Jay : Ab der raat tak ghar jaane ko na mile to ho jaati hai kabhi kabhi anban..
Mausi : To kya der raat tak ghar bhi nahin jataa..???

Jay : Ab design wale ki kismat mein to yehi likha hai mausi..
Mausi : Kya kaha ladka design mein hai..!!! Kaunse college se padhai ki hai..?


Jay : Uska pataa lagte hi hum aapko khabar kar de denge!! To main rishta pakka samjhuna mausi???
Mausi : Beta, kan khol kar sun le...Sagi mausi hoon basanti ki koi sauteli maa nahi. Bhale hi hamaari Basanti Call Center wale chandu se shaadi kar le par L&T ke employee se katai nahin karegi


[Author Unknow - for obvious reasons on an internal discussion forum]

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